Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Scap]

i don’t get it

They can't hit anything....

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[Scap]

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At least yours had shoes....

 

[smellysell]

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All I can think is they're missing a key piece of equipment.

 

[Thoughts]

All I can think is they're missing a key piece of equipment.

A healthy fear of heights?

 

[TexasTraveler]

All I can think is they're missing a key piece of equipment.

Unless your like me, in which case your better off without the board

 

[kann]

Now, someone needs to make that meme with the same photo, but saying, "A rare photo of my parents on the way home from school".

 

[Thoughts]

Now, someone needs to make that meme with the same photo, but saying, "A rare photo of my parents on the way home from school".

except reverse the picture

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

 

[Eqwhipped]

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I re-read this about 4 times before it finally set in.

 

[CBoukal]

What do you call a party with 150 midgets?


A little get together....

 

[kann]

Q: How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?

A: Stop eating caterpillars. Duh.

 

[kann]

So I went to a really trendy nightclub last night.
The doorman said to me:
"Sorry mate, I can't let you in, you've had too many!
I said, "What, drinks?"
He said, "No, birthdays"

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[jbfurdog]

What do you do if King Kong comes through your window?





Start swimming.

 

[drunkfish3]