Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[CigarStone]

Maybe he should have done this?

 

[Gavin]

Maybe he should have done this?

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Yes, thank you. That was exactly my disconnect.

 

[kann]

Ah, gotcha. I've seen so many illiterate car decorations while living in Arkansas that I didn't even register it as humor. That's what I thought the dude was going for, but figured maybe I was missing something. Guess not.

 

[kann]

Q: How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Why does it have to be a group project?

 

[Le Primauguet]

Last night I dreamed I ate the world's largest marshmallow. When I woke up this morning my pillow was missing!

 

[TexasTraveler]

 

[Eqwhipped]

Last night I dreamed I ate the world's largest marshmallow. When I woke up this morning my pillow was missing!

Guess that means later there is gonna be a nightmare in the toilet.

 

[CigarStone]

I spent half my life drinking and chasing women!

The other half, I just wasted.

 

[Le Primauguet]

Jim and Bill are talking
Jim "Did you hear Ole Jack died? He was 100 years old."
Bill "Wow, what was his secret to such a long life?"
Jim "He told me he never drank, smoked, gambled, or chased after wild women."
Bill "Huh, wonder why he wanted to live so long?"

 

[kann]

If a one-legged man goes skiing, would it just be considered snowboarding...?

 

[CigarStone]

If a one-legged man goes skiing, would it just be considered snowboarding...?

Give it a whirl and let us know!

 

[smellysell]

Monoski imo

 

[bfreebern]

What country is growing the fastest? Ireland, everyday it’s Dublin.


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s ok, he woke up.

 

[Thoughts]

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees,

that’s sycamore...

 

[kann]

 

[CigarStone]

NSFW

Definately not safe for work!

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A toy story

 

[Eqwhipped]

NSFW

Definately not safe for work!

Make sure to unmute

A toy story

I want to laugh and cry at the same time. Got me on this one.

 

[CBoukal]

 

[kann]

Scientists have recently discovered a species of dinosaur they believe was extremely intelligent. It is being called the Thesaurus...

 

[kann]