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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny break into a distillery late one night. Bugs looks around with his flashlight and says to Elmer: "Hey doc, do you think this is whiskey?"

Elmer replied: "Pwobabwy. But, not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."
 
This is not a joke but a comical experience.

Today, I went to a store near me that sells CBD tincture to see if I could find relief from the chronic pain. The former flower child lady was very helpful as I explained that I needed relief from pain and it was effecting my concentration and focus to the point I was struggling to play golf.

She said .... and I quote "it really helps my game if I eat a gummy before I start playing, I get all loose and don't really give a shit."

I said I didn't think that was the type of help I needed.
 
CBoukal said:
Yesterday I invited a girl on a date to the gym. 15 minutes past the time we were suppose to meet is when I realized we weren't going to work out.
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Did you realize this because she didn't show up or because she wanted to something other than work out?
 
CigarStone said:
This is not a joke but a comical experience.

Today, I went to a store near me that sells CBD tincture to see if I could find relief from the chronic pain. The former flower child lady was very helpful as I explained that I needed relief from pain and it was effecting my concentration and focus to the point I was struggling to play golf.

She said .... and I quote "it really helps my game if I eat a gummy before I start playing, I get all loose and don't really give a shit."

I said I didn't think that was the type of help I needed.
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Don't knock it until you try it!
 
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