Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Darin]

My family is talking intervention because of all my Thanksgiving jokes ... but I can't just quit cold turkey.

 

[CigarStone]

When you don't have time ...

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Dude! That's just wrong!

 

[CigarStone]

A young steer and an old bull were standing on a Hilltop looking over a herd of cows.

The young steer said "we should run down there and fuck one of those cows", the old bull said "we should walk down, and fuck them all"

 

[kann]

 

[Scap]

McDonald's was going to offer a battered and fried pickle, but during customer surveys the name McDill Dough kept getting laughed at.

 

[kann]

My truck has been having some mechanical issues lately, so I've been taking the bus around town. Every day the bus driver pulls up and smiles when he sees me standing there with my cane and my prosthetic leg all ready to head out for the day, and asks me how I'm gettin' on.

It's really starting to get old...

 

[bfreebern]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cis-W43jXTm/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

 

[CgarDan]

 

[Le Primauguet]

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.

 

[TexasTraveler]

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[CgarDan]

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[Scap]

 

[CBoukal]

What is difference between Woody from Toy story and a priest.


One goes limp when a little boy walks into the room

 

[cohibasurfer]

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Seriously... who of the wonderful outstanding members here... does this pic bring to mind?

 

[cohibasurfer]

Seriously... who of the wonderful outstanding members here... does this pic bring to mind?

Here... let me help... J_FF. And it's not peanut butter.

 

[kann]

 

[Darin]

As I sip this sweet, creamy holiday beverage I find myself questioning the existence of god. Guess I'm feeling ... Eggnogstic.

 

[CgarDan]