Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[CigSid]

 

[bfreebern]

What do you call a bee hive with no exits?

Unbelievable.

 

[CigSid]

 

[CigarStone]

 

[bfreebern]

Why was the math book so unhappy? It was full of problems.


What do you call a music teacher with lots of problems? A very trebled man @bluue13

 

[kann]

May 5th? Errrbody TODAY.

 

[bluue13]

Why was the math book so unhappy? It was full of problems.


What do you call a music teacher with lots of problems? A very trebled man @bluue13

Ain’t it the truth!

 

[xyz123]

Been thinking about having my chimney rebuilt.

But I think I'm gonna have to wait... prices are through the roof right now!

 

[kann]

Two dogs and a Claymore Roomba. The front door was locked for your protection…

 

[kann]

 

[bfreebern]

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

De-calf-inated

 

[Darin]

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.

 

[Eqwhipped]

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.

That was clever!

 

[bfreebern]

Saw this on Jimmy Fallon:

Any zoo can be a petting zoo, if you don’t fear death.

 

[kann]

Saw this on Jimmy Fallon:

Any zoo can be a petting zoo, if you don’t fear death.

Reminds me of the joke that Anything can be a uhhh... you know what, never mind.

 

[kann]

Q: What horses only come out after dark?

A: NIGHTMARES!

()

 

[kann]

Q: What kind of math are bovine best at?

A: Advanced cowculations

 

[CBoukal]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant

Marry it

 

[MilesMingusMonk]

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

'ell if I know...

 

[Darin]

A local bread company burned down today.
I'm guessing their business is toast.