Gavin
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They want you to do that in the lobby? Savages.
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PaulTra
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
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or elevator.
or pool.
PaulTra
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
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Or continental breakfast bar.
or elliptical machine.
Gavin
Well-Known Member
I finally understand the business center.
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
or on the tray of complimentary chocolate chip cookies for guests who are checking in.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Or in someone else's room?
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
I imagine they just want you to do it in the fitness room shower, like a normal human being.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
THAT is a disgusting thought!
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Rule #1 of military dorm life: ALWAYS wear shower shoes...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
And pee on your feet
Isn’t that why they are there?
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
Thoughts
Forehead wrinkle king
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An awesome one from reddit:
Nevertheless, the couple embrace their roles as parents and, as unusual as it is, they raise their baby, trying to make his life as normal as possible. Obviously, it's a struggle, but they manage... and they love and treat their son like any other normal kid. Well, as much as possible.
On the day of their son's 21st birthday, the father decides to take his son for his first official real drink as an adult. So they go to the local pub, where the father proudly puts the head on the bar and orders two shots of the finest. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing, but goes and gets the drinks.
The father takes the drinks, cheers the glasses together, and takes down his shot while pouring it into his son's mouth. Lo and behold, the head starts wiggling and shaking and suddenly, dramatically, it sprouts an entire torso!!
"What the hell!?", screams the dad... "Bartender!! Two more shots!!"
And they do it again, and the torso and head start wiggling and shaking and BOOM, the son sprouts two arms!!
"Unbelievable!!", screams the dad... "Two more shots!!!"
And this time, of course, the son, delirious with happiness, does his own shot... and the subsequent shaking and wiggling leads to him instantly sprouting two legs!!
"Two more shots!!", screams the dad!!
"Holy shit!! Wait!!", screams the son, "Look! I can walk!! I can run!!" -- and with that, the son goes running out the door, straight into traffic, and gets obliterated by a bus.
"Hmmm... ", says the bartender... "Should've quit while he was a head."
A perfectly normal couple has a baby, but, very unexpectedly, the baby is born without arms. Or legs. Or even a body. It's just a head...
Nevertheless, the couple embrace their roles as parents and, as unusual as it is, they raise their baby, trying to make his life as normal as possible. Obviously, it's a struggle, but they manage... and they love and treat their son like any other normal kid. Well, as much as possible.
On the day of their son's 21st birthday, the father decides to take his son for his first official real drink as an adult. So they go to the local pub, where the father proudly puts the head on the bar and orders two shots of the finest. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing, but goes and gets the drinks.
The father takes the drinks, cheers the glasses together, and takes down his shot while pouring it into his son's mouth. Lo and behold, the head starts wiggling and shaking and suddenly, dramatically, it sprouts an entire torso!!
"What the hell!?", screams the dad... "Bartender!! Two more shots!!"
And they do it again, and the torso and head start wiggling and shaking and BOOM, the son sprouts two arms!!
"Unbelievable!!", screams the dad... "Two more shots!!!"
And this time, of course, the son, delirious with happiness, does his own shot... and the subsequent shaking and wiggling leads to him instantly sprouting two legs!!
"Two more shots!!", screams the dad!!
"Holy shit!! Wait!!", screams the son, "Look! I can walk!! I can run!!" -- and with that, the son goes running out the door, straight into traffic, and gets obliterated by a bus.
"Hmmm... ", says the bartender... "Should've quit while he was a head."
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
I think this is a joke...?
whopper
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I think this is a joke...?
They are finally realizing that the recent “personnel decisions” are weakening the military.
ETA: gratuitous Sweet Rocky photo
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