Very Off Topic help needed

[smokelaw1]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

 

[bfreebern]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

And Big John on your side as well.

 

[smokelaw1]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

And Big John on your side as well.

Why would you possibly toss a softball quite that easy our way....a big man fond of saying "let's get it on?"
COme on man....challenge us.

 

[Mrepp]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

And Big John on your side as well.

Why would you possibly toss a softball quite that easy our way....a big man fond of saying "let's get it on?"
COme on man....challenge us.

Yeah well you didnt have to take that literally josh. I think your still banned from that gym.

 

[davew0670]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

From this day forward, I will only refer to you as Nancy. :sign:

 

[smokelaw1]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

And Big John on your side as well.

Why would you possibly toss a softball quite that easy our way....a big man fond of saying "let's get it on?"
COme on man....challenge us.

Yeah well you didnt have to take that literally josh. I think your still banned from that gym.

If all else fails, pick on someone's grammar. (It is you're).

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

From this day forward, I will only refer to you as Nancy. :sign:

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

 

[Mrepp]

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Mmm thinking about other men while you have sex, did you and freebert happen to have joined the mile high club at the same time?

 

[smokelaw1]

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Mmm thinking about other men while you have sex, did you and freebert happen to have joined the mile high club at the same time?

That was the intentionaly implied innuendo of that long ago post (That was YOU?) The self-implication and degredation made it all the funnier, I thought. Perhaps I am losing my touch.

 

[bfreebern]

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Mmm thinking about other men while you have sex, did you and freebert happen to have joined the mile high club at the same time?

That was the intentionaly implied innuendo of that long ago post (That was YOU?) The self-implication and degredation made it all the funnier, I thought. Perhaps I am losing my touch.

Some people are just slow Josh. Seems to much protein rots the brain.

 

[davew0670]

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Isn't it great how well step into the ring with a 220lb guy who wants to tear our head off but the 93lbs of blond fury thats at home scares us the most. :laugh:

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

And Big John on your side as well.

Why would you possibly toss a softball quite that easy our way....a big man fond of saying "let's get it on?"
COme on man....challenge us.

Yeah well you didnt have to take that literally josh. I think your still banned from that gym.

If all else fails, pick on someone's grammar. (It is you're).

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

From this day forward, I will only refer to you as Nancy. :sign:

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Make sure you take your heels off, I dont want my floor scratched up too.

 

[grateful1]

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Make sure you take your heels off, I dont want my floor scratched up too.

:sign: - now that's FUNNY!

 

[smokelaw1]

That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Make sure you take your heels off, I dont want my floor scratched up too.

NICE ONE!