Reporting live from the residence of the (almost) late Big Worm we have details of the recent "tragedy that struck Somerset, a normal town before Thursday!!! Sources report that upon arrival at the local Post Office BW was confronted with not one, but TWO large boxes from despicable terrorists. "He had no choice" The Post MAster said "We wanted them as far away from our facility as possible!" Escorted by the entire KY Bomb Squad BW slowly manuevered the pallet of boxes into the back of the truck. As our cameras followed (about 1/4 mile behind) we watched BW make the 5 mile trip to his residence, appx. 5 hours later he pulled into the drive and went inside to change his clothes. Apparently, he was sweating so bad his pants wer wet, or was that sweat??? :lookup: lmao BW came back out of the house and gingerly sat the boxes inside of a large steel reinforced concrete bunker in the back 40 of his property. He "gingerly" took his knife and pierced the first box, from an organization called "C.O.L.E.", we have no idea what this translates into but we're working on it!
Whew, no detonation yet. BW decides to open the larger box fromanother unknown group, simply called, V.E.R.N. we do have information on this individual but are not at liberty to divulge it at this time - Stay Tuned! Again, piercing the box with his knife the box DOES NOT blow. WOW ,the whole crowd and town are releived, not as much as BW though...what a sigh of releif from him. BW opens both the boxes and removes all of the contents using his Kubota front end loader. Folks we're amazed at the MASS QUANTITY of FINE AND EXCELLENT CIGARS in these packages...you would not beleive the assortment: FINE HABANOS, FUENTE, PAM/PAN, OPUS X, COHIBA, UPPMAN, QUAI D'ORSAY and the list goes on and on and on. ALso included in the packages was a bottle of "fire starter" or "fire extinguisher" depending on how you consume it and a commemorative plaque forever etching this "war" in history. We are amazed at the generosity of these organizations responsible for these packages and can't seem to see what all the fuss is about?!?!?!
BW, satisfied with the "booty" decides to clean up the mess and head back in to lead his "normal" life, He picks up the smaller box and places it inside the larger one and starts to put them in the trashcan when he hears a soft hissing sound. He looks everywhere and finally notices a small stream of steam or smoke coming from the larger box!!!! :0 :0 Suddenly, he realizes that the two boxes were made from different compounds that when placed in contact with each other create the LARGEST EXPLOSIVE possible to mankind!!!! :sign: As everyone starts to scatter, BW throws down the boxes and starts to run away...the last thing we remember before liftin off in the helicopter was a loud booming voice counting "6,5,4,3,2,1.......SURRENDER EASTERN STRIKE FORCE!!!!!"
KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, a few days later, BW has recovered from his coma and is (partially) out of shock and is prepared to make a small statement:
"WE HAVE NOT YET EVEN BEGUN TO FIGHT!!!! I'LL GET YOU......." and then he slipped back into a delusional state.
Stay tuned for more reports on the battle as we receive them....
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WOW...what a couple of bombs!!
Thanks guys...but now it's really "on"!!!
BW/Ryan