Non-Cigar Purchases

[jfields]

When I was working at the meat department of our small town grocery store, I had a band aid incident. I had just cut my finger earlier in the morning and a lady asked me to shave some deli meat for her. After I was done shaving it and wrapped up, she was on her way. A moment passed and I noticed that my bandaid was missing. Holy shit! I tracked her down and told her that I had labeled it wrong. Took the package back and as luck would have it, the bandaid was between the first and second layer of cellophane. I was able to fix the issue and got her package back to her. Damn 20 yr olds, not paying attention. I’m sure I was day dreaming about where and who I’d be drinking with that night. Those were the days.

All I want to know is what your version of “fix the issue” was?

 

[bfreebern]

All I want to know is what your version of “fix the issue” was?

I put a new band aid on and redid it all, while she waited.

 

[jfields]

I put a new band aid on and redid it all, while she waited.

Seriously, did you just take the band aid out and give it back to her, or did you slice her a new batch? I’m going with option A.

 

[ConDaddy]

Was looking for something to bring on my upcoming vacation so I wasn’t drinking bourbon out of a crappy glass. Found this

 

[jfields]

I just bought the rarest fluid on the planet.

 

[bfreebern]

Seriously, did you just take the band aid out and give it back to her, or did you slice her a new batch? I’m going with option A.

Fine, I just took off the second wrap, removed the bandaid and wrapped it again. I was 19 and obviously had no idea. Nothing touched any part of the meat.

 

[CBoukal]

Was looking for something to bring on my upcoming vacation so I wasn’t drinking bourbon out of a crappy glass. Found this

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I just traveled last weekend and used red solo cups...

 

[ConDaddy]

I just traveled last weekend and used red solo cups...

Haha if it was just a trip with the guys, I'd go solo cups. But this is a little romantic getaway for the wife and I. Figured I'd fancy it up a bit

 

[CBoukal]

Haha if it was just a trip with the guys, I'd go solo cups. But this is a little romantic getaway for the wife and I. Figured I'd fancy it up a bit

Just "large size" her fries and drink. That's love right there

 

[{tpc}]

They make reusable solo cups now....fancy.

 

[Pugman1943]

I just bought the rarest fluid on the planet.

John you dirty rotten bum, never heard of this stuff so I went to Google and then to Amazon. Ya got me fair and square you butt.

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[jfields]

Fine, I just took off the second wrap, removed the bandaid and wrapped it again. I was 19 and obviously had no idea. Nothing touched any part of the meat.

 

[jfields]

Another Ancienne Maison knife came in the mail today. Holy Hell!!! I had no idea it was that long. When I order my wooden block..... I hope she can take a knife...

 

[Gavin]

Holy Hell!!! I had no idea it was that long.

Do I even need to say it?

 

[jfields]

Do I even need to say it?

Did you even see what I did there?

“ I hope she can take a knife...”

 

[smellysell]

Did you even see what I did there?

“ I hope she can take a knife...”

How long is the long one? A good carving knife is a game changer!

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Here’s the other Ancienne Maison knife I bought. 1950’s vintage as well. Razor sharp as I found out last night while cutting cabbage for coleslaw while not paying 100% attention talking to my son. Cut the tip of my thumb off and had to throw the cabbage (and thumb part) out in the rubbish. Whoops!
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Moki would appreciate the "reference" item. Sucks about the thumb. Do ya need a pair of filet gloves for the kitchen, now that you have these fancy SHARP knives! Wake up, MARINE!!!

Floyd T

 

[MilesMingusMonk]

Moki would appreciate the "reference" item.

@moki bait....

 

[jfields]

Moki would appreciate the "reference" item. Sucks about the thumb. Do ya need a pair of filet gloves for the kitchen, now that you have these fancy SHARP knives! Wake up, MARINE!!!

Floyd T

Funny thing is that it’s the first time
I have ever cut myself with a knife. I’m forever giving people a hard time in my house for cutting themselves. Karma!

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Funny thing is that it’s the first time
I have ever cut myself with a knife. I’m forever giving people a hard time in my house for cutting themselves. Karma!

Karma beats my ass on a regular basis. I've gotten to a point where any project I do, it isn't "official" until there's some blood lettin'! It's coming out of me in drops or gushers, but one way or another, I'm bleeding. Oh well, at least I have a good sense of humor!

Floyd T