The great newbie wars of "05

Mmmmmm.. Rachel Ray... ***activate dream sequence***

Ok... back to the business at hand-

Today, at precisely 2:30pm (give or take an hour or two), Alaska Standard Time, a volley of 3 shots were fired- targets will know when they are hit! (Not like there are many CP'ers with 99504 zip codes out there... :angry2: )

Fire ONE (traitor...!): 0103 8555 7493 9066 4810
Fire TWO (Damn Double Agent!): 0103 8555 7494 0115 0578
Fire THREE (just for grins and giggles): 0103 8555 7494 1163 6338

Northern Forces are awaiting damage assessments. Hopefully new ammunition will provide a slightly bigger bang. Sadly, funds for ammo has been depleted- retiring to the deck for a smoke and watch the carnage ensue. No way am I using the FOG weaponry against them- I want to study it in depth and make a full report to the NWO forces on my findings. This could take quite some time...
 
How'd I get involved with these goofy bastids? Stoopid newblers. Don't talk to me no more. I never did like you people.

NA
 
preembargo said:
Stoopid Quasi-FOGs

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary






One entry found for billet.


Main Entry: 1bil·let
Pronunciation: 'bi-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bylet, from Middle French billette, diminutive of bulle document, from Medieval Latin bulla
1 archaic : a brief letter : NOTE
2 a : an official order directing that a member of a military force be provided with board and lodging (as in a private home) b : quarters assigned by or as if by a billet
3 : POSITION, JOB <a lucrative billet> 
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Sure if you want to only consider "Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary"
Try Google with only the word "Billet"

CLICK HERE!
GREAT NEWB LEADER :p
 
mrjinglesusa said:
Silly, silly FOGS 03041070000201941156 you are not the only ones who know how to bomb people effectively 03041070000201941149 This is a matter of quality vs. quantity. i.e. 2 nukes vs. 10 firecrackers

:laugh: :p
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Seems someone found my addy and sent me some rockets....

Stupid nooblets, tricks are for FOG's! BWAHHHAAA

I don't know how I got targeted, hell, I haven't even been on here in weeks! Nice shot there Jingleberry! Those are some of my favorite rockets.... :D

Hmmmmm....
 
Leebo8-9-8 said:
mrjinglesusa said:
Silly, silly FOGS 03041070000201941156 you are not the only ones who know how to bomb people effectively 03041070000201941149  This is a matter of quality vs. quantity.  i.e. 2 nukes vs. 10 firecrackers

:laugh:  :p
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Seems someone found my addy and sent me some rockets....

Stupid nooblets, tricks are for FOG's! BWAHHHAAA

I don't know how I got targeted, hell, I haven't even been on here in weeks! Nice shot there Jingleberry! Those are some of my favorite rockets.... :D

Hmmmmm....
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:p :thumbs:
 
Not incapacitated, PO'd! Leave you out of this? When there is nothing left but smoldering rubble and your children cry for lack of shelter ??? . Then I MAY leave you out of this. Escalation is my name and WAR is my game. :whistling:



mrjinglesusa said:
Second volley landed today. I fear he may be incapacitated. My work here is done - now leave me out of this...

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LOL! :laugh: Lee, you, and the cranky former Marine (as well as other unsuspecting FOGs) have been on the prefered target list from the first draft. :laugh: Misterjinglesusa (yes, Mister) was given a choice of targets and you happened to fall into his crosshairs. Although I suspect the current target list may now be compromised so I'll need to draft a new one. You just can't trust double agents anymore.

Leebo8-9-8 said:
mrjinglesusa said:
Silly, silly FOGS 03041070000201941156 you are not the only ones who know how to bomb people effectively 03041070000201941149  This is a matter of quality vs. quantity.  i.e. 2 nukes vs. 10 firecrackers

:laugh:  :p
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Seems someone found my addy and sent me some rockets....

Stupid nooblets, tricks are for FOG's! BWAHHHAAA

I don't know how I got targeted, hell, I haven't even been on here in weeks! Nice shot there Jingleberry! Those are some of my favorite rockets.... :D

Hmmmmm....
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Swissy said:
Mmmmmm.. Rachel Ray... ***activate dream sequence***

Ok... back to the business at hand-

Today, at precisely 2:30pm (give or take an hour or two), Alaska Standard Time, a volley of 3 shots were fired- targets will know when they are hit! (Not like there are many CP'ers with 99504 zip codes out there... :angry2: )

Fire ONE (traitor...!): 0103 8555 7493 9066 4810
Fire TWO (Damn Double Agent!): 0103 8555 7494 0115 0578
Fire THREE (just for grins and giggles): 0103 8555 7494 1163 6338

Northern Forces are awaiting damage assessments. Hopefully new ammunition will provide a slightly bigger bang. Sadly, funds for ammo has been depleted- retiring to the deck for a smoke and watch the carnage ensue. No way am I using the FOG weaponry against them- I want to study it in depth and make a full report to the NWO forces on my findings. This could take quite some time...
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Study that FOG weaponry, there, bandaid boy!!! It reminds me of something along the order of the island of Jamaica wanting to build cruise missles - AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Containers secured, launch vehicle fueled, pre-launch checks in progress. T minus 12:30 and counting.
 
Hmmm, seems I've been victimized by the "CP Newbie Dirty Bomb"

You boys have got one hell of a beating coming...
 
T minus 4:15 and counting. Begin selection sequence.

T minus 15, Selection sequence complete, activate stealth mode. Begin launch mode.

Fire 1
Fire 2
Fire 3
 
Whoever bombed me is getting something real soon! And WTF :whistling: You call that a bomb :laugh: 2000-6000 is a little hint
 
2000-6000 sounds like a Padron Maduro bomb to me. :p

cvmfour said:
Whoever bombed me is getting something real soon! And WTF :whistling: You call that a bomb :laugh: 2000-6000 is a little hint
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AVB said:
2000-6000 sounds like a Padron Maduro bomb to me. :p

cvmfour said:
Whoever bombed me is getting something real soon! And WTF  :whistling:  You call that a bomb  :laugh: 2000-6000 is a little hint
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Shhhhh...Don't tell the newbs :sign:
 
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