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The great newbie wars of "05

surferonthecrystalcoast said:
I finally got around to reading this thread this morning....It's been quite entertaining!!! :p
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Care for some popcorn???

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Sorry - I gotta add this - it so much reminds me of what is going on now....

[battle sounds]
[Black Knight defeats a worthless-piece-of-crap-knight]
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to
join me in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite
your legs off!
 
Dum de dum de dum, la la lalala.......

Oh, hello. Didn't hear you come in. You might want to stand back a little, some of this stuff is kinda sensitive.....

What am I doing? Oh, nothing really. Some folks just need to be taught a little lesson, that's all.

Damage? What do I care about damage? It's the lesson that's important....isn't it.
 
Attn Newbie Leader........birds away.............bird...s a...way.........anticipate....m.....any casualties,............................... guts splayed...... and possible burning paper......subject warned..... to take neccessary....... precautions and........ dig trench...... now! Be on the lookout in the days........ to come..........





















Just making sure that the Fogs have no clue as to the target........... Please don't blame me for any damage to mail boxes. Bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh :D
Secrecy...... is most urgent........
 
Bomb the members we have overseas and in other countries. Give them a chance to try what is easily available to us here. Just my .02¢
 
Bomb Delivery complete- awaiting damage assement! :whistling:


Your item was delivered at 10:02 am on March 31, 2005 in ***********. Waiver of signature was exercised at time of delivery


Swissy out!
 
Mr. bhaney,

By the the powers vested in me I hereby bestow upon you by way of field promotion, the rank of Viceroy of the Vitola!

bhaney said:
In this time of great trouble I give to you, my brothers in newb, a renewed hope. The FOG's think our revolucion is weak and broken and that we will fail in our task at hand. But fear not for I give you these words of wisdom, the 10 Commandments of SPECWAR as told by Richard Marcinko.

The Ten Commandments of Spec War


1. I am the War Lord and the wrathful God of Combat
and I will always lead you from the front, not the rear.

2. I will treat you all alike - just like ****.

3. Thou shalt do nothing I will not do first,
and thus will you be created Warriors in My deadly image.

4. I shall punish thy bodies
because the more though sweatest in training,
the less thou bleedest in combat.

5. Indeed, if thou hurteth in thy efforts
and thou suffer painful dings, then thou art Doing it Right.

6. Thou hast not to like it
thou hast just to do it.

7. Thou shalt Keep it Simple, Stupid.

8. Thou shalt never assume.

9. Verily, thou art not paid for thy methods,
but for thy results, by which meaneth
thou shalt kill thine enemy by any means available before he killeth you.

10. Thou shalt, in the Warriors Mind and Soul,
always remember My ultimate and final Commandment:

There Are No Rules -- Thou Shalt Win at All Cost.

Keep fighting the good fight gentlemen, and ladies too.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!
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Fantastic idea, AVB, I'd like to send a little something to say thank you those real hero's who are engaged in actual warfare protecting our freedom to play our war game. I'll search through profiles but if there's any particular service members deployed in harms way that you're aware of, I'd be happy to send something.

AVB said:
Bomb the members we have overseas and in other countries. Give them a chance to try what is easily available to us here. Just my .02¢
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While that's a fine idea I was thinking more of our foreign members, people that don't live in the US.

preembargo said:
Fantastic idea, AVB, I'd like to send a little something to say thank you those real hero's who are engaged in actual warfare protecting our freedom to play our war game. I'll search through profiles but if there's any particular service members deployed in harms way that you're aware of, I'd be happy to send something.

AVB said:
Bomb the members we have overseas and in other countries.  Give them a chance to try what is easily available to us here.  Just my .02¢
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preembargo said:
Fantastic idea, AVB, I'd like to send a little something to say thank you those real hero's who are engaged in actual warfare protecting our freedom to play our war game. I'll search through profiles but if there's any particular service members deployed in harms way that you're aware of, I'd be happy to send something.

AVB said:
Bomb the members we have overseas and in other countries.  Give them a chance to try what is easily available to us here.  Just my .02¢
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Actually, if you want to send out to the troops, our own member Smitty sends out a package around the 15th of every month. His organization is here Operation From the heart.org

Bomber X
 
surferonthecrystalcoast said:
I finally got around to reading this thread this morning....It's been quite entertaining!!! :p
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I thought the same thing surfer.

BTW bhaney, marcinko's a pussy. His machismo surpassed his operational value. Ask around.

But, by all means, carry on.

M. Gipson
 
gawntrail said:
surferonthecrystalcoast said:
I finally got around to reading this thread this morning....It's been quite entertaining!!!  :p
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I thought the same thing surfer.

BTW bhaney, marcinko's a pussy. His machismo surpassed his operational value. Ask around.

But, by all means, carry on.

M. Gipson
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I agree with you, but the 10 commandments are still pretty cool. You can apply them to anything. I feel anyone in managment should read them, study them, and preach them like gospel.

Brandon
 
bhaney said:
gawntrail said:
surferonthecrystalcoast said:
I finally got around to reading this thread this morning....It's been quite entertaining!!!  :p
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I thought the same thing surfer.

BTW bhaney, marcinko's a pussy. His machismo surpassed his operational value. Ask around.

But, by all means, carry on.

M. Gipson
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I agree with you, but the 10 commandments are still pretty cool. You can apply them to anything. I feel anyone in managment should read them, study them, and preach them like gospel.

Brandon
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Agreed. Business, like armed conflict, has its price for victory/success.

M. Gipson
 
Neal, you're starting to repeat yourself. Kinda like those toothless old guys down at the home that you're starting to resemble. :laugh:
 
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