Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[CigarStone]

An Irishman walks out of a bar......................

 

[CigarStone]

Limeric:

There once was a fella named Bass
Who had balls that were made out of brass

When he banged them together
They played "Stormy Weather"

And lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Eqwhipped]

Do we have a NSFW joke area? Asking for a friend.

 

[CigarStone]

Do we have a NSFW joke area? Asking for a friend.

That could get a little risky....but I love the idea!

 

[Eqwhipped]

Leave it up to the new guys to turn this place into the slums. Hahaha

 

[kann]

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Eqwhipped]

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That one made me laugh!

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[Eqwhipped]

Son: Dad, can we go outside and play if it's raining?
Dad: Depends...
Son: Depends on what!?
Dad: weather or not

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[jfields]

LMAO! Because f#%k Nebraska…

 

[kann]

LMAO! Because f#%k Nebraska…
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[drunkfish3]

 

[CBoukal]

LMAO! Because f#%k Nebraska…
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We don't need T-mobile out here, we are to busy cow tipping

 

[Eqwhipped]

 

[kann]

 

[Nate1977]