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Le Primauguet
Well-Known Member
A man approaches a beautiful woman in a department store and say "I've lost my wife somewhere in here. Would you talk to me for a little while?"
The woman says "OK, but why?"
The man says "Everytime I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
The woman says "OK, but why?"
The man says "Everytime I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A wino is laying in a gutter and he sees a beautiful woman walking toward him. As she gets closer, a man comes from the other direction and when they approach each other, the man says “tickle you ass with a feather”. The lady says “EXCUSE ME!”, the man points to the sky and says “particularly nasty weather”. The man and lady chat for a moment and walk off arm in arm.
A little later, the wino sees another attractive lady approaching and he looks up and says, in a drunken slur “stick a feather up your ass”, The lady says “EXCUSE ME!”, the wino points up and says, again in a drunken slur, “look at them fuckin clouds”
A little later, the wino sees another attractive lady approaching and he looks up and says, in a drunken slur “stick a feather up your ass”, The lady says “EXCUSE ME!”, the wino points up and says, again in a drunken slur, “look at them fuckin clouds”
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What do you call a Labrador that practices sleight of hand?
A: Alabracadabra
Q: What does a math teacher look for in a date?
A: Acute triangle
A: Alabracadabra
Q: What does a math teacher look for in a date?
A: Acute triangle
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What is silent and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts
A: Bunny farts
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What do you call a short psychic who has escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large
A: A small medium at large
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you get if you jack off into your golf bag?
Ickey Woods
Ickey Woods
CigSid
Love this place...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well…
Because he wasn't peeling well…
CigSid
Love this place...
And… our wives would never get anywhere
smellysell
Go Vols!!!
I thought it was going to be a woman driver joke for sure.And… our wives would never get anywhere
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Three men go to a hotel and get a room. The clerk tells them it will be $30 so they each give the clerk $10.
A little later, the clerk realizes that he overcharged them, the room was actually only $25. So the clerk goes to their room and gives them each $1 back and keeps $2 for himself.
Now, each guy has spent $9 which equals $27, and the clerk has $2, where did the other dollar go?
A little later, the clerk realizes that he overcharged them, the room was actually only $25. So the clerk goes to their room and gives them each $1 back and keeps $2 for himself.
Now, each guy has spent $9 which equals $27, and the clerk has $2, where did the other dollar go?
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Maybe the car has AI and has a built-in "pretend to care" mode.And… our wives would never get anywhere
After all, it's the only way the car is ever going to get anywhere with a woman.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I couldn't stop laughing at this idea! A beer belly fanny pack!
Nate1977
UNIMPEACH CHAD
Looks to sturdy tho
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Not going to lie -- that took me a second.
I wondered if I should have put the other spelling.. But I figured everyone would say it out loud and get itNot going to lie -- that took me a second.
