MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
Consuelo
Consuelo
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What sound does a 747 make when it has a hard landing?
A: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
A: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
I'm almost embarrassed to admit that it took me a moment longer than it should have to figure this one out...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Not necessarily a joke but funny all the same.
I have a robotic vacuum and it reminds me a lot of my ex-wife.
The instant I pick the thing up it says "unit is not on the floor" ....no shit!
When I turn it over and remove the dust box it says "dust box removed from the unit" ..... no shit!
When I push the start button the remote it says "start cleaning" ..... no shit!
If I would bump my head, me ex would say "be careful" .... No shit!
If I would mis-step or stumble my ex would say "watch where you're going" ..... No shit!
If I would take a bite of hot food and react to it, she would say "careful, that's hot" .... No shit!
I have a robotic vacuum and it reminds me a lot of my ex-wife.
The instant I pick the thing up it says "unit is not on the floor" ....no shit!
When I turn it over and remove the dust box it says "dust box removed from the unit" ..... no shit!
When I push the start button the remote it says "start cleaning" ..... no shit!
If I would bump my head, me ex would say "be careful" .... No shit!
If I would mis-step or stumble my ex would say "watch where you're going" ..... No shit!
If I would take a bite of hot food and react to it, she would say "careful, that's hot" .... No shit!
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
You know the difference between a wild penis and a teen penis?
You prefer them hairless.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Oops, That was supposed to be tame penis.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Let me try this again.
I'm curious how you know this was a wild penis? Can you show us the tracks of a tame penis?
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
You can see the wife's footprints alongside the tame penis.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
And an occasional drag mark from the leash?
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
This is just my own humor, so if you don't think it's funny, I'm sorry.
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's fun when you're having flies.
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's fun when you're having flies.
