What’s Your Latest Purchase - 2021

[jfields]

Part 2 of mail call Luxury Cigar Club annnnnnnd Montecristo No.5 & Romeo y Julieta No.2View attachment 43306View attachment 43308View attachment 43309View attachment 43310View attachment 43311

Lol!! Heroin is pretty cheap comparatively.

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Apparently, someone in the Netherlands is REALLY worried I’m going to give birth to a premature baby.

 

[smellysell]

I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)

Most of us never reach phase 924 though!

 

[smellysell]

Lol!! Heroin is pretty cheap comparatively.

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Apparently, someone in the Netherlands is REALLY worried I’m going to give birth to a premature baby.
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Box code almost looks like @CigarStone

 

[jfields]

I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)

Phase 923: My wife left me and I’m really sad! Silver Lining: I don’t have to use my RING app to disable the doorbell around mail call time anymore.

 

[ConDaddy]

Phase 923: My wife left me and I’m really sad! Silver Lining: I don’t have to use my RING app to disable the doorbell around mail call time anymore.

Well shit, my joke backfired a bit there, now I’m sad too.

 

[TexasTraveler]

Well shit, my joke backfired a bit there, now I’m sad too.

Part of the healing process.

 

[jfields]

Part of the healing process.

Exactly!

 

[jfields]

Well shit, my joke backfired a bit there, now I’m sad too.

Too soon?

 

[ConDaddy]

Too soon?

Remember, I’m the guy that orders my wood pre split because I don’t want splinters. I’m a sensitive soul haha.

 

[Armer]

I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)

 

[Nate1977]

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Only 1?

 

[Armer]

Only 1?

I knowww, foolish me. I stood there with 2 and put the other back

 

[smellysell]

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Not big enough

 

[CigarStone]

Box code almost looks like @CigarStone

 

[CigarStone]

Lol!! Heroin is pretty cheap comparatively.

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Apparently, someone in the Netherlands is REALLY worried I’m going to give birth to a premature baby.
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Quite frankly, that is disgusting and whoever the dicksmack was who came up with that label should be burned over every inch of their body by cigars!

 

[jfields]

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Awww isn’t that itty bitty thing cute!

 

[ChuckJr]

Not at all (I thought heroin was bad)

I just wanted to say how happy I am for you for finding a different path, and going big while you're at it!

 

[Thoughts]

Awww isn’t that itty bitty thing cute!

Just wanna say, not the first time I’ve heard this and not gonna be the last time they were surprised. Only mildly disappointed, not completely

 

[jfields]

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Awww isn’t

Just wanna say, not the first time I’ve heard this and not gonna be the last time they were surprised. Only mildly disappointed, not completely

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That sounds like a

 

[kann]

I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)

Yeah, but YOU started at Phase 7...