What’s Your Latest Purchase - 2021

Part 2 of mail call 🔥🔥🔥 Luxury Cigar Club annnnnnnd Montecristo No.5 & Romeo y Julieta No.2View attachment 43306View attachment 43308View attachment 43309View attachment 43310View attachment 43311
Lol!! Heroin is pretty cheap comparatively. 😂

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Apparently, someone in the Netherlands is REALLY worried I’m going to give birth to a premature baby.
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I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)
Most of us never reach phase 924 though! 😂
 
I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)
Phase 923: My wife left me and I’m really sad! Silver Lining: I don’t have to use my RING app to disable the doorbell around mail call time anymore.
 
I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)
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I’ve noticed there are phases to the CP membership.

phase 1: I’m learning, just bought a sampler from one of the big online shops.

phase 2: I need a better humidor because I want to buy more.

phase 3: I’m curious about these CC’s everyone is talking about. (Armer currently here)

phase 4: Those we’re good, I should probably order 4-5 more boxes.

phase 5: what’s a couple of additional boxes, everyone else is doing it.

Phase 6: so how big a cooler/humidor should I buy?

Phase 7: I need to take a break, my humidor holds 300 cigars and I’m already busting at the seams. I think my wife/girlfriend/significant other might leave me.

phase 8: she forgot how many cigars I have hidden in the closet, Time to buy 10 more boxes (my current phase)

Somewhere way down the list

Phase 924: Oh I’m going to order so many boxes of cigars older than everyone’s kids so they think I recently hit the lotto (@jfields current phase)
Yeah, but YOU started at Phase 7...
 
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