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I almost pulled a @Pugman1943 ! Chester, I'm well aware of your love of Crocs, but is there anything else you're going to find under the tree this year?

You are an old-timer, but still a young whippersnapper... Come let Santa sit on your lap, and whisper in your ear what I want... oh, wait... I think it might be the other way around... Well anyway, what are your secret desires, wants, needs, gotahaves? Give Santa a few ideas, or Santa will come...

It seems Santa is coming to Texas but not for you to see Fauci says I'm Covid immune but this cannot be So I will send presents for under your tree At stay at the North Pole so more ho's and blow for me. What sticks do you smoke, what do you like to from the seed? Is there a cigar you are...

Well well we'll. Now be a good boy and put out that Gurkha @H. Vachon and come sit on Santa's lap. I'm not even going to ask if you have been naughty or nice. We all know you're barely out of high school and yet all you do is smoke cigars and drink. Tsk tsk. Also on the list, you are destroying...

@CgarDan I can’t believe you made it on the list this year. It ain’t the good list, nor the bad list, but now that we are becoming more accepting I had to make a ‘fruity list’ and you aren’t on there once, but twice. Your name is also bolded and underlined for some odd reason. Some elf must have...

Anybody heard of her?

Before I fly into the great state of Texas with my precious reindeer and get shot down by one of your redneck gun toten neighbors. I need to at least make sure the risk is worth the reward. Last thing i need is for good ole rudolph to end up on the menu at Franklins. So this is the time for...

Humpty Dumpty sat in a chair. Humpty Dumpty had a big scare. All of the King's horse men, and all of the King's Danish Nurses managed to put Nicholas back together again. I'm on a roll, lets do another one! Hickory dickory dock, the @kann ran up the clock. The clock struct 4. Nicholas hit...

@Gonz it seems that you have been very naughty this year, lurking around the forum but not posting for quite sometime. Santa is willing to overlook this if you promise to be better next year.. Unfortunately for you with the shortage of toilet paper in the North Pole this year, we have been using...

We all know you have been good this year. So come tell me what can Santa bring you that will put a Smile on your face. Do you want me to send Brad there in his private jet with a glove? I think you could use some more free time but that may be out of my ability's. Is there a misses Bill that...

Well well well Mr. Reedy, there's been a lot of debate on what list you belong to this year. Much to my disappointment, Mrs. Claus made the ruling that 'being from Ohio' is not a disqualifier of the nice list. Unfortunately, USPS LOST your Christmas list, so I'll need you to write me a new one...

@cabaiguan juan After you came and sat on my lap last year, you left me a stiff idea. We are going to try something different this year. You have been on my naughty list since the start, I applaud your consistency This year Santa is going to sneak you onto the nice list just this once...

You dirty bastard, this dirty Santa has your name. You'll be needing to let me know what size buttplug you need, otherwise I will assume and it will NOT make an ASS out of me, but probably will you. I think cigars are a filthy habit, so you better let me know what else, besides anal, that you...

Ho! Ho! Hoooooes! Bet you didn't expect to hear from ME this time of year. Yes, it's your favorite fat red leprechaun! Now that the busy season is over, I needed to get the hell out of that frigid ice palace. I still don't know how the hell I ever let that woman talk me into moving up north...

Well, they just named the ENCORE... E.P. CARRILLO, Size: MAJESTIC 5 3/8 x 52....as the Cigar of the Year. While hanging out with Jose Blanco at a cigar shop in Shrewsbury, NJ one August afternoon, prior to him doing a cigar clinic he does for EP Carrillo around the world, he gave me one. I...

Thanks B. Your such a nice young man. Santa will be sure to take good care of you this year. yup. saw that. I only have a few stored. Funny thing is in a few years $40 might be considered a bargain.

Merry &#@%ing Christmas!

Any leads on some Nightcap? It is my all time favorite and I want to grab a few more tins before they go the way of the dodo, if they haven't already.

Wrong? Just wait til this thing gets sent to Seadub!

Ho ho ho, motherfucker.