kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Hey, that's MY joke!
(pro tip: for a more effective punchline, simply say "everywhere")
(pro tip: for a more effective punchline, simply say "everywhere")
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
First page, Chad. First page...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Did you hear about the explosion at the sperm bank?
The people within a two block radius were all overcome.
The people within a two block radius were all overcome.
LOL SORRY! See how good of a joke you had.First page, Chad. First page...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I have a 15 year old grandson who an awesome kid! He is smart and talented, and he is my buddy. But ...... he spends waaaaaaayyyyyy too much time on the couch playing with his phone.
A couple weeks ago, I told him I was officially naming him the "Sofa King". He ginned without looking up from his phone. I said "you should refer to yourself as "Sofa King" with everything you say. If your mom cooks dinner, say "mom, this is Sofa King good!", or if your dad tells a joke, say "dad, that was Sofa King funny", or when your teacher says something, say "you are Sofa King smart".
He grinned for a minute and then it dawned and him. He yelled at me and we wrestled for a few minutes and then went on a four-wheeler ride. When we came back, I asked if he got my point. He sheepishly said "yeah".
He then went back to the couch and his phone!
A couple weeks ago, I told him I was officially naming him the "Sofa King". He ginned without looking up from his phone. I said "you should refer to yourself as "Sofa King" with everything you say. If your mom cooks dinner, say "mom, this is Sofa King good!", or if your dad tells a joke, say "dad, that was Sofa King funny", or when your teacher says something, say "you are Sofa King smart".
He grinned for a minute and then it dawned and him. He yelled at me and we wrestled for a few minutes and then went on a four-wheeler ride. When we came back, I asked if he got my point. He sheepishly said "yeah".
He then went back to the couch and his phone!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What's wrong with this picture?
TexasTraveler
I'm kind of a big deal
Obviously, the towel rack should have went on the sidewall..
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
I'm totally putting in a faux outlet like that when we get our forever home just to mess with people...
Nate1977
UNIMPEACH CHAD
I was going to guess its an electricians house and they did it to mess with people. Hoping it isn't hooked up
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I'll bet @jfields John has seen things equally foolish?
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Tried to find the picture but can’t. House I inspected years ago had water flowing freely out of an outlet receptacle holes.
cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
Eqwhipped
Whiskey is the flower of my people.
Shouldn't that outlet by a GFCI?!
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
"Even though Rock declined to press charges against Smith, police were seen in the backstage area after the fracas on Sunday night. Witnesses report the responding officers were said to be examining Rock's face for... Fresh Prints."
Le Primauguet
Well-Known Member
I checked the Kelly Blue Book value on my truck today.
It asked if the tank was full or empty.
It asked if the tank was full or empty.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I was in New Mexico a few years ago and saw a low rider truck with the C, the V, and the T, painted over on the tailgate. HE ROLE
It looked like this
It looked like this
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Ok, help the slow kid out...
