kann
One Leg Of Fury.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A wino was laying in the gutter one day when a man said to an attractive lady nearby "tickle your ass with a feather" the lady snorted "excuse me!" The man pointed to the sky and said "particularly nasty weather". Soon the couple walked away arm in arm.
The next day the wino saw an attractive lady headed his way and he said "stick a feather up your ass" The lady screamed "excuse me!" The man pointed to the sky and said "look at them fuckin clouds!"
The next day the wino saw an attractive lady headed his way and he said "stick a feather up your ass" The lady screamed "excuse me!" The man pointed to the sky and said "look at them fuckin clouds!"
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Thoughts
Forehead wrinkle king
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I saw that tik tok! I was rolling in the floor
Did you see this one??
Why don’t girls from Mississippi ride reverse cowgirl??
Because you don’t turn your back on family
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Nihon_Ni
Well-Known Member
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
I also like my women like I like my washing machines...
They can handle an oversized load without shaking too much...
You spend too much time at the washateria.
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"