called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_}...
Just got an Email from 2 Guys seems as thou this is there 20th anniversary.
So here is there 1st deal of the year.
The Hoyo de Monterrey Sabroso measures 5 inches long with a ring guage of 40, a nice corona size for the winter months. This is the time when you can buy a 80 cent name brand...
Well guys I posted earlier that g/f :love: wanted a new dog :angry2: Well she came home with a Bitch, a real Bitch ! So far this ball of fluff has gotten up at 3am every morning for no reason what so ever. Has made a point of fertilizieing my new living room rug, I think I gotta send my Jack...
Ok so 2 years ago I lost the love of my life ( after my girl friend) , my Shar-Pei.
We replaced her with a ( Parsons Jack Russell ) aka Nemo
Now my g/f, fianc'e, ol lady. better half .......... etc.......etc.............
Wants to add a new member to our family and she has her heart set on a gasp...
Well guys xmas morning I start to read my local paper and what do I see on the front page is an article about our 1st cigar bar in my area ! :thumbs: Cigar Bar
Well ya know who is gonna be sitting outside waiting for the doors to open ;)
Well g/f went out shopping this morning for last minute goodies for tommorrows dinner and tonights parties.
While she was out she picked up 2 gift boxes for my B/inlaws
1.) La Gloria Cubana 6 Cigar Collection >2 Wavell 2 Corona Gorda & 2 Churchill, all Natural
2.) Future Classics Collection "...
Ah yes the ground is covered with a blanket of white and as I look out my window I watch the fools in there SUVs think they are invincible as they slide to and fro along the river road :laugh:
We had one end up in the river earlier today was good for entertainment.
Anyways was thinking of...
Well Tis' the season for retail to go into overdrive. My G/F went to a thing called " Midnight Madness" in Concord N.H., why it's called that is beyond me as it is held from 5 to 9 .... go figure.
Anyways while out and about she picked me up an Ashton VSG Sorcerer and a Courvoisier Cigar in a...
I really dont know how to put this but here goes .........
Last night at 2AM I was awakened by a represenative of our government ringing my door bell.
Seems as thou my friend Adam Brooks USMC was killed last night , I don't have all the facts as yet I will know more tonight and will post later...
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we
didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age..
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like...
:D Everybody Sing ....................... :D
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A Cohiba in a Glass top box
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two Trinidad’s
And a Cohiba in a Glass top box
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me...
It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife...
Well I just got my 1st copy hot of the press, Nice piece in it about Cuban cigar prices and cigar store indians. Good article and pics about 1966 Plymouth Sport Satellite
Seems to be a fluff mag for most of JR's products .... Big surprise ...... sorta like a poor mans version of CA. lots of ads...
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